two sentences:

1. In 1970 I was in the bahamas having sex with Marilyn Monroe & Pamela
Anderson, while 20 sexy nude blondes were building a new porche by hand.

2. My real name is Elvis Presely and I used to be a very popular hockey
player during World War I (I also played with Napoleon and Natasha's
friends).

What is the true sentence?

.הבישמ המיחלמ