HELLO FISH,

I WAS SURFING THE NET TODAY AND THOUGHT I SHOULD STOP
BY AND READ YOUR COLUMN SINCE NO ONE ELSE DOES. BUT THEN
I SAW THAT MR. SHALAZLAZ BEAT ME TO IT. I TRIED TO READ
MOST OF IT( EVEN THOUGH THERE IS NO NIKUD). YOU ARE QUICK
WITTED MY DEAR (OR SHOULD YOUR MOTHER RECEIVE THE CREDIT?)

PLEASE DON'T SPEAK ABOUT YOUR MOTHER IN A PAST TENSE
FORMAT, IT'S DEPRESSING. ABOUT SHALAZLAZ, I THINK HE IS
FUNNY, IN HIS OWN WAY. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

SNOOPY/SNOOPIT

P.S. SINCE EVERYONE ELSE DOES, I SHOULD LEAVE A QUESTION
TOO. SO...HOW DO I HINT TO A GOOD FRIEND THAT HER MOUTH
SMELLS (I ALREADY TRIED THAT --NEED A TIC-TAC? THING)?

.הבישמ המיחלמ